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Winner of Weirdest Spelling of a Name
After she got over the shock of learning that her name has the oddest spelling of any in Atlanta, Gggeeennneee Winthrop pulled out her cell phone and began calling her friends and family to share the good news. More...>
Wash Your Damn Hands!
"People are pigs," says health professional Rodney Widget, M.D. "No matter how often doctors and health professionals remind the public that they need to wash their hands after using the restroom, studies show that fewer folks are washing their hands now than in the dark ages." Full story
Spiritual Idiots No Longer in the Dark
"Since placing the Complete Idiot's Guide to Biblical Mysteries on their newsstand, Harry's grocery store in St. George, Utah has been overrun by idiots clamoring for copies of the guide. Full story
